1 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:18,280 Hey, Alex. 2 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:20,960 How's my favorite stepson doing? 3 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:24,800 I'm your only stepson. 4 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:27,400 Okay. 5 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,240 I'm all right. Yeah. 6 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:32,140 I thought you were headed out today. 7 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:39,340 Yeah, I was supposed to. I was supposed to have a date with Emily. 8 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:41,360 Remember, 9 00:00:41,540 --> 00:00:43,200 I used to hang out with her a few years ago. 10 00:00:45,430 --> 00:00:47,110 You know, like, back in town this week. 11 00:00:47,470 --> 00:00:48,429 Mm -hmm. 12 00:00:48,430 --> 00:00:53,250 So, we were, like, texting, so I thought maybe we were supposed to, like, hang 13 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:54,250 out. 14 00:00:54,790 --> 00:00:58,470 I don't know. She, like, said she was busy last second. 15 00:00:59,470 --> 00:01:00,470 Oh. 16 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:02,230 That's a bummer. 17 00:01:02,910 --> 00:01:04,950 Yeah. Yeah, you guys did always hang out. 18 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:08,450 I thought you, you know, catch up on break here for a little bit. 19 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:12,530 Yeah, I thought so, too, but, you know, girls suck. 20 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:19,100 Well, when they're younger, you know, you never know what kind of comes up 21 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:20,620 can be a little flighty sometimes. 22 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:22,720 Sorry about that. 23 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,180 But I've just been here. 24 00:01:28,580 --> 00:01:31,940 I had made some cookies earlier. Do you want to try them? 25 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,160 Yeah, yeah. No? 26 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:35,378 Thanks, Mom. 27 00:01:35,380 --> 00:01:36,520 I mean, I might have some. 28 00:01:36,740 --> 00:01:37,740 Yeah. A little bit. 29 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:42,040 All right. I don't have anything else to do. I was baking today, and I had, 30 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:43,280 like, some really good eggnog. 31 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:44,720 Do you want some eggnog? 32 00:01:45,340 --> 00:01:46,298 Oh, it's okay. 33 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:47,300 No? 34 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:53,480 Yeah, I was like, I thought your dad would be here and we would get, you 35 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:58,200 get to do some more decorating and stuff, but he's been working like a 36 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,800 lately. I don't know. 37 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:03,480 It'd be nice, I guess, to have some extra money, you know, for Christmas, 38 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:06,200 kind of frustrating. 39 00:02:06,420 --> 00:02:12,320 I mean, I kind of got dressed up and thought he might, you know, but. 40 00:02:13,870 --> 00:02:14,870 I, okay. 41 00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:17,410 Sorry, you don't need to know that part. 42 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:21,310 Are you supposed to have a little? You made me do my tech nog. 43 00:02:23,190 --> 00:02:25,210 Are you supposed to have like a little date night, Mom? 44 00:02:26,410 --> 00:02:27,410 Special date night. 45 00:02:27,590 --> 00:02:31,850 Well, I thought we'd like hang out, yeah, and decorate and listen to music 46 00:02:31,870 --> 00:02:33,010 you know, all that stuff, but. 47 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:35,030 Oh, well. 48 00:02:36,850 --> 00:02:37,850 Yes. 49 00:02:39,790 --> 00:02:41,250 We're both kind of bummed a little. 50 00:02:41,980 --> 00:02:44,420 There's got to be someone else other than Emily to call. 51 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:47,860 You usually have a few friends around during the holidays, right? 52 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:54,720 Well, I don't want to hang out with my friends at night. I thought I was going 53 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:59,300 to, you know, have some other kind of fun, Mom. 54 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:02,760 Oh, well. 55 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:09,380 Well, Emily is missing out, you know, because, yeah, you've got like a, well, 56 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:10,500 you know, like a big. 57 00:03:15,769 --> 00:03:16,810 What? I'm sorry. 58 00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:20,890 Again. Maybe I should put the eggnog down. What do you think? 59 00:03:22,130 --> 00:03:23,130 What do you mean? 60 00:03:23,790 --> 00:03:25,370 Did you say I have a big something? 61 00:03:28,870 --> 00:03:33,670 It's just, you know, I may have seen it while you were in the shower a couple of 62 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:34,670 times. 63 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:38,630 She's missing out. That's all I got to say. 64 00:03:39,190 --> 00:03:40,830 What are you looking at that for? 65 00:03:42,970 --> 00:03:46,870 I just happened... You were getting in the shower. You thought I was gone. The 66 00:03:46,870 --> 00:03:48,450 door was open. I'm sorry. 67 00:03:49,110 --> 00:03:51,010 I didn't watch the jerky. I watched mine. 68 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:52,530 Oh, well. 69 00:03:53,710 --> 00:03:59,490 I didn't, like, pull up a chair or anything, but... But I might have seen 70 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:00,770 something. 71 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:04,609 You have? 72 00:04:04,610 --> 00:04:09,250 That's too much. I mean, it's... I mean, when I looked, I couldn't look away for 73 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:10,250 a minute. I mean, it was... 74 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,390 Well, thanks, I guess. 75 00:04:19,490 --> 00:04:20,550 Yeah, you're welcome. 76 00:04:22,290 --> 00:04:26,330 Hey, so I have like a little something for you that you can open before 77 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:27,650 Christmas. It's just something small. 78 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:30,650 It's under the tree. Let me grab it for you, okay? 79 00:04:31,350 --> 00:04:33,250 Okay. You want to open something a little early? 80 00:04:33,610 --> 00:04:34,429 I don't. 81 00:04:34,430 --> 00:04:35,430 That's fine. Okay. 82 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:37,649 Over here. 83 00:04:37,650 --> 00:04:38,650 Hang on. 84 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:43,890 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 85 00:05:08,330 --> 00:05:09,430 I've watched you before, too. 86 00:05:10,690 --> 00:05:12,090 You've watched me? 87 00:05:12,970 --> 00:05:14,570 Yeah. With your dad? 88 00:05:18,270 --> 00:05:22,570 Well... Yeah, one time, but just... Baby! 89 00:05:23,070 --> 00:05:29,830 I didn't think you... I never thought you'd look at me like that. 90 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:35,410 You're a hot young guy. 91 00:05:35,830 --> 00:05:42,490 I'm... You know, not that much older than you. I mean, your dad's getting a 92 00:05:42,490 --> 00:05:43,490 little older. 93 00:05:46,390 --> 00:05:47,930 What are you doing? 94 00:05:51,230 --> 00:05:52,230 Yeah. 95 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:57,510 Oh, baby, this is probably not where we should take this. 96 00:05:59,550 --> 00:06:03,970 I mean, it's probably not a good idea. Your dad's going to be home. He will. 97 00:06:06,510 --> 00:06:08,610 His hands are all over my tits right now. 98 00:06:11,690 --> 00:06:16,730 Oh, my God. 99 00:06:18,350 --> 00:06:19,350 You can touch it. 100 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:21,110 I'm trying to. 101 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:27,150 It feels really good in my hand. 102 00:06:29,670 --> 00:06:32,630 I promise that's not going to fall down. He's always late anyway. 103 00:06:33,230 --> 00:06:35,390 Sweetie, this is a really dangerous game. 104 00:06:36,810 --> 00:06:38,450 When was the last time Dad had sex with you, Mom? 105 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:41,410 A couple weeks ago. 106 00:07:05,870 --> 00:07:06,870 is missing out 107 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,120 You know that? 108 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:53,700 That is a nice mouthful. 109 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:05,440 Quite a bit bigger than your dad's, you know? 110 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:18,190 okay so we should really stop this right now because we are gonna get 111 00:09:54,820 --> 00:10:01,360 You are going to seriously put that in there, are you? Mom, it's wet. Don't put 112 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,099 it in there. 113 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,100 Mom, it's wet. 114 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:51,060 Carry it away, okay? 115 00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:44,210 Pussy. 116 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:05,840 You want it? 117 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,300 Too bad for Emily. 118 00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:03,260 We should really get dressed and get it together.